Not in My Hauschka continued to work her magic, she dressed up as Gandalf for the party and is on a four game win streak. She went up against the Canning Queen and started the week by hollering "You Shall Not Pass" to Lamar Miller who ran for 175 yards and brought in 35.60 points. Devonta Freeman is turning out to be a solid pick up choice for Not in My Hauschka, he only brought in 13 points on 130 yards, but that is still more than either of the Canning Queen's RBs. The Queen's best player was Jarvis Landry who received 2 TDs and put 21.80 points on the board. But while Landry had a good game, the rest of the Queen's team looked about as excited as the Canning Queen looked in her Queen costume.
Now that he is officially the pseudo-villain of the League, the Legend is feeling so tough that he wore his Dark Knight costume. The Legend's high scorer, T.Y. Hilton only had 4 catches, but for 150 yards, two TDs and 27 points. He is firmly on top of the leader board with a 6-1 record and he beat Bobbum Man this week by nearly double. The Legend isn't the leader this League deserves, but apparently he is the one we need right now. So we will hunt him. Because he is currently kicking all of our bobbums. Speaking of bobbums, Bobbum Man had another rough week, McCown lost the ball twice and the rest of his team is not living up to expectations either. Bobbum Man is ever the optimist, he knows he is a bad ass and its time for him to save the day. Hoping for some inspiration he grabbed a paperclip and dressed up as MacGyver.
Victorious Secret left the Eskimo Brothers out in the cold this week. According to the NFL summary, her star RB Todd Gurley "stayed red hot Sunday", he rushed for 2 TDs and put 28.30 points on the board. She has moved up to 5th place and she is feeling like hot stuff right now - I think it's going to her head because she showed up as Sriracha sauce to the party. The Eskimo Brothers have dropped down the list to 7th place. He has some standout players - Arian Foster (24.50) and Julio Jones (15.20), but they aren't enough when a third of his team scores less than 5 points. Its a good thing the Eskimo Brothers have the G.O.A.T. at home to keep him confident, he still has all his swagger and to prove that being cold can be hot he dressed up as Ice Cube.
Well this is all wrong. The Keigl Titans got their first win of the season! How did that happen? Apparently she changed the team strategy. She picked up Zach Ertz, and Rashad Ross, neither of which really helped her out. Her top players were the Giants Defense (3 interceptions!) and Danny Woodhead's career best 11 receptions on 12 targets and 2 TDs. Her total wasn't all that impressive, 104.30, but her new strategy is distraction. She showed up dressed as a Sexy Nurse hoping to distract Herban Fire. It worked. Andrew Luck threw for 333 yards and 3 TDs and Allen Robinson (15.80 points), had good games, but everyone else was very excited about the Nurse Keigl's prescription. Herban Fire showed up dressed as Doritos and the rest of his team may as well have just sat on the couch and ate Doritos for all the good they did for his team.
Bout that Action tries, and she is enthusiastic every week. Unfortunately it's not unusual for her to lose, especially if Matt Ryan throws 2 interceptions. She doesn't quite have the execution down, but we love her for busting out the moves and doing the dance every week, she showed up as Carlton for our annual Halloween Party. The Vinegar Strokes had an interesting week. He had one player, LeGarrette Blount, get -0.30 points (huge change from last week's 22.40), and his TE Julius Thomas only brought in 0.40. When you look back on that, his performance sucked, kinda like Will Smith's rapping. But, his QB, Ryan Tannehill had a great game completing 18 of 19 passes for four TDs and the Dolphin's QB led the Vinegar Strokes to Victory. The Vinegar Strokes celebrated his win by showing up as Will Smith. Welcome to Miami bitches!
Rozzie Square has moved up to third place, but her team only scored 81.98 points this week. It really doesn't seem fair, it's like she's cheating. She's been spending too much time in New England, she is picking up bad habits and she even showed up to the Halloween party as Tom Brady. Ugg. Even with her deflated score she still managed to beat Clitboner by more than double. Clitboner scored a spectacularly low 39.10 points. He started four players on their bye week. I'd say that's a pretty big error. Just like his costume.
Happy Halloween!!
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