Leonard's League - Week Three

Week 3 STANDS FOR WEEK HASHTAG! #OMFGameon

When a friend asks for a guest football summary, you #digdeep. You #makeitwork, you #doyourbest. And when the going gets tough, you get Britney BITCH. And hashtags. Britney’s career #BLOWS these pros out of the water- ok maybe not the #BetterManning, but pretty much everyone else. And by Britney, I mean this girl can BLOW #truth.  Every time you think she’s gone down in flames, she hits us #OneMoreTime.  Brit Brit is back to share all things week 3 for Leonard and friends. For your sake (and for mine) Britney will only share about half of her things. Trust me, it’s better this way. The other half will be straight plagiarism. And hashtags. You’re welcome and good morning Thursday.

Let’s start with secrets and drinking… Secrets win. Hands down. #Secretsdontmakefriends. Victorious Secret put up the second-highest score this week and took down I'll Drink to That 114.28 to 98.58. This was not how it was supposed to end. Sadly for I'll Drink to That, she started Eifert who was out with an injury- smooth move, and played Carson Palmer instead of Matt Ryan. NEGATIVE points Carson?  Palmer’s bad day was matched by the Chiefs defense scoring 40 points for Victorious. Sweet win Secret.  Gurley and Crabtree helped as well, despite your entire bench being injured. And Palmer, you sucked this week. #nothankyoustupidcardinals

Your Wife My Kids Snatched the #W from The Demogorgon and grabbed himself a spot in the #top5. YWMK had Tevin Coleman and his three touchdowns (42 Rsh Yds, 47 Rec Yds, 3 TD) with 26.90 points and the Denver Broncos DEF (17 PA, 4 Sack, 1 Int, 1 Fum), who scored 18.40. Sadly for The Demogorgon, she too had a negative scoring player- Ryan Mathews was the only other player in the league to do so. Hill and Hausch put up solid scores, but it wasn’t enough. Demo- this is part of your plan right? #theninjasneak

Close game between In Your Endo and Vinegar Strokes

In Your Endo snagged the top spot in the league after beating The Vinegar Strokes (second place, 2-1, 332.98 points) 110.32 to 104.26. The Vikings Defense (10 PA, 1 TD, 8 Sack, 3 Int) put up the second-highest player score of the week with 37.60 points. In Your Endo has beaten expectations every week and this week was no different.  Christine Michael led The Vinegar Strokes with 23.10 points (106 Rsh Yds, 2 TD) while Mark Ingram brought in 18.70 (77 Rsh Yds, 30 Rec Yds, 1 2PT, 1 Rec TD). The Vinegar Strokes got zero points from Kelvin Benjamin, which might have made the difference in the outcome. Kelvin apparently was not on Cam’s radar #ATALL this game… he can’t get no satisfaction. (I’m trying Brit, but it’s not easy to weave you in. #weavebrit #TooEasy #CarryOn. Speaking of carries, picture Sean on Sunday:

 

Wait, Bobbum was in first? #waitwhat?  Keigl Titans bounced Bobbum Man right out of the top spot. #shortlived 

Keigl Titans (10th place) got a #W by beating  Bobbum Man 87.02 to 80.00- low scoring #OUCH. Keigl’s Dak Prescott led the team with 23.52 points while LeGarrette Blount (who?) scored 22.50. Keigl Titans came into the Sunday night game facing a 17.00-point deficit, but scored 29.82 to seal the comeback. This was a back-and-forth battle that saw the lead change hands three times, with the largest lead being 17.00 points after Sunday evening. This upset was revenge for a loss to Bobbum Man in their last meeting a season ago. Bobbum Man had one fairly noteworthy player that let some chances slip through his hands. Despite being targ eted eight times, Brandin Cooks could only manage two catches. 1^st place cant rest Bobbum, you gotta work for that. #didntknowyouwereinfirst

EBDB BnB, keep yo head up. You can still make it to #1. Hashtag1.  Even though Mocha's Maniacs just dropped you into 9th Place. Hashtag 9^th. 

Maniacs beat EBDB BnB, who had #scoringissues this week, 90.50 to 55.48. I think there’s a #littlebluepill for that. But #Idigress. Mocha's Maniacs took a 5.60-point lead on Thursday and remained in front for the rest of the matchup. Or should we say, #ontop. No, we shouldn’t, but lets face it- these were some LOW scoring teams! The Maniacs started one player with zero points while EBDB BnB also served up one #ebdbbnbgooseegg, meaning both sides missed scoring opportunities. Mocha (2-1, 273.50 points) falls to eighth place and EBDB BnB (1-2, 315.30 points) drops to ninth place.EBDB BnB had one fairly important starter that missed out on opportunities. Despite being targeted seven times, Julio Jones could only reel in one catch.#FAIL. Hopefully both teams can make it through this week and put their game faces on in week 4. #week3shavedheadtrophy

 What’s a Rozzie for the Win- Legend goes down!

#RZ Square got the win over The Legend 138.54 to 97.00 in a matchup with three lead changes. She also put up the highest score for the week- #RZFORPRESIDENT!. Rozzie Square came into the Sunday games already in front 23.70 to 6.10. That advantage evaporated by the end of the early Sunday games when Legend climbed his way to a 36.70 point lead.  Square then reclaimed the lead during Sunday's late afternoon games with the help of 23.40 points from T.Y. Hilton. OK wait- Brees AND HILTON? That draft was RIGGED!  How DO we get our draft pick assignments anyway? #draftassignmentreally #dontgetit

And some food for thought for you folks… don’t hate, appreciate!

Happy week 4! #slaveforfantasyfootball

Xo,

#youtrywritingthesummaryitsnoteasy

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