It's week 4 and we currently have 6 teams tied with 3-1 win-loss records (Klunebergs, Green Velvet Recliners, Yobogoya, My Naginta Naginta, Kiegl Titans and Iron Thighs).
Down at the bottom of the leaderboard....I just googled "what is the opposite of undefeated", I guess there isn't really a word for it. So we'll go with this: We have 3 teams of perpetual losers who still haven't won a game (Travelling Panty Droppers, Offinthewoods, Wrong Turn). Ouch guys, get your shit together!
Despite a tough loss to Canning Queen, the Klunebergs retain their #1 spot with a total of 458.4 points scored so far this season. This brings the Canning Queen up to a 2-2 record and 8th place. Phillip Rivers seems to be hitting his stride, is the Queen hitting hers?
The Green Velvet Recliners brought down the Hart reign of terror and bumped Yobogoya from her #2 spot, beating her 124.52 to 90.58. It wasn't that Yobogoya had a terrible week. More that the Green Velvet Recliners got Andrew Luck(y) for 29.62 points and had solid performances from the rest of my lineup.
Your Wife My Kids beat Offinthewoods this week. Apparently you don't
have to be an old married couple for things to slow down at home. I
think Offinthewoods is losing on purpose, just so I can make this joke
every week. Thanks!
There is no dressing this one up. Wrong Turn got screwed by Tom Brady - 2.36 points?! That's tough, especially since she only lost to My Naginta Naginta by 13.62 points, easily a number Brady should've been able to make up. Although My Naginta had strong performances from QB, RB, and DEF positions. That's My Naginta! Sexy Naginta!
Despite a pitiful 2.90 points from Nick Foles, the Kiegl Titans turned The Legend into an adorable Fairy Tale and knocked him down 4 places to 7th. For this week the Titans have made some serious lineup changes, if it worked last week, why change it so much? Is it like the Duck uniforms? Wear it once and throw it out? All you need now is some fancy feathers on your shoulders!
Congratulations to Iron Thighs for getting the top score of the week and the season. 149.18, that's impressive, but there is no way he can sustain those kind of numbers. Right? The Traveling Panty Droppers continue to give it away, she scored 46% of Iron's totals. Alright honey, its time for a pep talk. Quit dropping your drawers, it's littering. Come on, come on! You did so good last year...Feel it, Feel it! It's about that time to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme! Oh wait...does that even count as a pep talk?
Coming up this week is a rough time in the Your Wife My Kids/Canning Queen household. I hope you two are betting something awesome on the outcome of this week's match. Let us know what it is!
I know three of you who had team names assigned by me. Do you really love your team name that much? I'm creative, but I suck at coming up with team names. Anybody have any suggestions for a good Ragnar name? Also, anyone want to run in it?? I've got a team going I just need to fill it up with runners...and I've got a few spots left! Wait...focus...my orignal point: you can totally change your team name to something you'd love and are willing to have tattooed on your ass. Just sayin'.
Much Love!
Kiki
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