Hello Leonard's League! It's been a wild week since I talked to you all last but everything, and everyone is going to be ok. It will be a long road, but we may as well enjoy some football while we travel it!!
My Naginta Naginta lost to Yobogoya and that kid is BACK on the
escalator! Yobogoya is BACK in the number two spot and the Harts are
BACK on top of the leaderboard. We are being conditioned to fear and respect that leaderboard!
You know its bad when the default NFL recap says that "Yobogoya crushed
My Naginta Naginta". Poor Naginta, he can see it, he knows it's a
Schooner, he just can't get his team to stop calling it a Sailboat!
Wrong Turn scored 98.06 points this week. This means there were 8
opponents who she could have claimed her first win over. If you look at
wins/losses she is 11th in the league, but if you look at points she is
8th! Unfortunately for her this week (and every other week so far),
she was outscored by her opponent, the only one that really matters.
The Legend rode the bucking Bronco team of Peyton Manning and Julius
Thomas all the way up to 4th place. Nice work fairy tale.
Offinthewoods took matters into his own right hand man - with Marshawn Lynch's Monday night performance, he finally found satisfaction. The Green Velvet Recliners had disappointing performances from Kelvin Benjamin, Victor Cruz, and Alfred Morris. I didn't get this one, but at least I'm getting some!
By a slim 6.52 points the Canning Queen Lost to Your Wife My Kids. Not much sympathy from me though, the Queen left our favorite player on the bench! Granted Welker only would have helped her out for 2 more points, he still broke the league's record for most catches by an undrafted player. Now that he is off his suspensions and (presumably) off the dope - Nobody puts baby in the corner. And Your Wife My Kids? He carried a watermelon. For the win!
The Traveling Panty Droppers dropped the ball again and gave it up to the Klunebergs. This was a low scoring game, but the Klunebergs are still leading the pack, he maintains his #1 ranking and is outscoring us all...by a lot so far this season. Seriously, the next closest point total is 27.16 points below him. Next week the Kiegl Titans take him on...kick his ass seabass! Or at least help us tighten that gap!
Speaking of the Kiegl Titans - they have Russel Wilson as a QB who not only carried the Hawks on Monday, but carried the Titans to a solid win over Iron Thighs. Larry Donnell scored the Thighs a big fat zero, but at least Joe Flacco had a good game. Oh, wait...57% pass completion and an interception? hmmm...well, all things considered the Thighs held their own!
This week we have 2 homes that will be in turmoil as My Naginta Naginta faces off against the Green Velvet Recliners and Wrong Turn goes up against Iron Thighs. If I win My Naginta will be taking a blow job shot at the next bar we go to, if he wins I will be attempting to shotgun my first beer. Wish your favorite Schafer luck everyone, there will be video. Gallasch's - what are the stakes?
Much Love,
Kiki
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