Leonard's League 14/15 Week Fourteen

Sorry, Your Wife My Kids, but your win is my entry in to the playoff rounds. The Green Velvet Recliners have been doing pretty well, on a four game winning streak until it was ended by YWMK. YWMK picked up 26.10 from the Vikings defense, Alshon Jeffery (15.50), Matthew Stafford (20.24), and Jamaal Charles (23.10) all showed up with strong games. YWMK beat the Recliners 107.74 to 103.76 earning solid, if illegitimate, bragging rights.

‘Bout That Action (175.18) completely obliterated Yobogoya (142.66). Yobogoya has been plagued by inconsistent players all season, and even though Rashad Jennings had a poor week, that wasn’t really the problem. The problem was Jordy Nelson (26.60), Percy Harvin (29.60), Julio Jones (31.90) and The Rams (43.30) all playing for ‘Bout That Action. Yobogoya still made the consolation bracket so at least she’s got that. ‘Bout That Action is done for the season, but her last half of the season was so much better than her first, this kid is going places…you know…next year.

My Naginta Naginta took down the Keigl Titans 85.22 to 101.08. Both of their Quarterbacks had good games - Aaron Rodgers (26.88) for Naginta and Wilson (27.32) for the Titans. Despite the loss and the fact that it’s her fourth in a row, the Titans are still moving forward into the playoff round. You know the expression “grow some balls”? How about tighten up your Kiegls? Those things can take a pounding!

Iron Thighs is the only one of the top four teams who won his match this week. He took down the Canning Queen 108.76 to 71.66. DeMarco Murray (28.80) and Joe Flacco (23.36) bonded with Marko and Jo – maybe the rest of us need to find our name sakes in the NFL too? The Canning Queen is done for the season but honestly, she has a good reason for her 10th place finish. She had Kaepernick (4.56) for a QB, she’d have done a whole lot better if she had his favorite receiver too.

The Legend has lost his last two games, Peyton Manning hasn’t really been bringing in the points with only 2.72 this week. But, with a 10-4 record, the best in the league, the Legend is above it all. In another case of too little too late, the Travelling Panty Droppers took down The Legend 103.20 to 86.42. It’s great that she is finally playing, and starting a full lineup – except one of her starters, Terrance Williams brought in 0 points. Sometimes there just isn’t enough caffeine in the world to breathe life into a dropped season.

The Klunebergs (110.80) fell to Offinthewoods (123.24) for his fourth loss in a row. The Klunebergs were so good in the beginning of the season; but they didn’t really make big lineup changes other than benching/starting players. The Klunebergs should have spent a little more time seeking out better players. Offinthewoods came in pretty late to the season, he is finishing dead last and he’s only won four games all season, two of them in the last two weeks. I wonder if he was just playing a different game than the rest of us, did anyone actually talk to him this season? Did he realize this was a football thing? For all we know, he thinks he won.

This week is the first round of playoffs.

In the winners bracket we have:

The Legend (1) vs. Iron Thighs (4)
The Kiegl Titans (3) vs the Green Velvet Recliners (2)

And the Consolation Bracket is:

The Klunebergs (6) vs. My Naginta Naginta (7)
Yobogoya (8) vs. Your Wife My Kids (5) Good luck to all!

Much Love!
Kiki