Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Fantasy Football - Week 1

For the second year running I've been a part of a Fantasy Football league.  We call it Leonard's League and its a fantastic excuse to hang out with friends, watch football and win...naturally.  Last year I did a few updates on the weekly games, but this year I'll make it a weekly thing.  AND, instead of just sending out an email, I post it here.  For those of you not involved in the league, or not into football, it might not be very entertaining, but the blog is about what Josh and I are up to and right now this is it!

Here is week one's update:

Hola!
How's everyone feeling?  I'm currently loving the start of football season and the change to Fall weather.  Last week we had some good games, and some ridiculous runaways.  I probably won't recap every week, but here we go...

The Green Velvet Recliners were thoroughly trounced by the Klunebergs.  I did some shit talking ahead of time, this may have been my downfall.  That and stellar performances by a couple of the Kluneberg WRs.  I will take solace in the fact that the Klunebergs are currently ranked #1, at least I got beat by the best.
Yobogoya killed the Traveling Panty Droppers.  Good work taking down the reigning champ!  Yobogoya has a pretty solid WR/RB lineup, so I'd watch out for her this year.

The Canning Queen was canned by My Naginta Naginta.  I think the blame for that can be laid at the feet of Wes Welker.   He was the hero of my team last year, but a positive drug test, WTF?!  Although a kicker with 17 points is nothing to laugh at for My Naginta.

Wrong Turn had a disappointing introduction to Fantasy with her team scoring only 60% of their projection - ouch.  This wasn't a high scoring game for either team but the Titans have some serious potential going forward and with a Percy Harvin anchor I think Wrong Turn will be one to watch out for...she did win the draft!
Your Wife My Kids and Iron Thighs played another low scoring match with Your Wife coming out on top.  Sorry Gentlemen, there's not much to say about this match - both of your teams sucked last week.
Off in the Woods was actually off in the woods all last week, he was stuck in Homer, Alaska while his team lost a high scoring battle by a couple of points to The Legend.  They both had non-QB players score over 24 points - well done.
Historically the ladies have kicked ass, Canning Queen, Wrong Turn, Panty Droppers and the Green Velvet Recliners (me)...we need to step our game!

This week should be a better one, at least as far as the NFL is concerned.  Two MNF games last week - that was just weird.  The Hawks play at 1 on Sunday, I'll be at a family reunion if someone could text me updates I'd be a happy girl!
Much Love,
Kiki

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Sharks!!

My Dad (Jim) has been a certified SCUBA diver since I was about 2 years old.  He got certified in Japan, and enjoyed the waters off Okinawa.  After he moved back to Washington he pretty much stopped SCUBA (too cold for him here), but every time he goes on a warm weather vacation he finds a local dive shop and checks out the waters.  When he took me with him to Vieques, I got to experience SCUBA for the first time and I loved it!

I've been toying with the idea of getting certified ever since Vieques and Josh (being the amazing husband that he is), must have heard me, because the certificate he got me to become a certified diver for my birthday was perfect.  I am now a certified SCUBA diver!

I've got a few dives under my weight belt and I am completely hooked.  I love it - I've seen Giant Pacific Octopus, Baby Red Octopus, Squid, crabs, lingcod as big as me, and tons of other sealife that I knew existed but never expected to see swimming outside of an aquarium.

I have this compulsion - if I love something I have to share it.  "Try this caramel frappuccino, its AMAZING"; "You've never been shooting?!  It's so much fun!  Come with me."; "You haven't read The Name of the Wind? It is a phenomenal book - read it...And then suffer with me until the third book of the trilogy comes out!".  Naturally, this compulsion extends to SCUBA.

I'm fairly certain that with enough enthusiasm I could convince my Dad to try almost anything with me, he's an adventurous guy (although he won't jump out of a plane with me...I've tried).  But, I wanted to ask him to be my dive buddy in the 52 degree waters of Washington in a fun way.  For his Birthday in May I gave him a card and told him that his present was to pick a day from a few options, and that he'd find out what he was doing later.  On Father's Day I gave him the only small shark figurine I could find, incidentally the ugliest one I've ever seen - to tell him what we were doing.

We had a date to jump in the shark tank at the Point Defiance Zoo!


Point Defiance Zoo offers the Eye to Eye Shark Dive for certified divers.  They set you up with all the gear and they guide you an open dive into the South Pacific Aquarium, full of nurse sharks, sandbar sharks, a Wobbegong, a black-tip reef shark, a sand tiger shark and a Lemon Shark (her name is Liz!).  They also offer a cage-dive for non-certified divers.  But this is my Dad and I, so no cage needed!!


We met with our guide (GiAnn) outside the aquarium and she took us into the back for a safety talk and to get suited up.  This is the easiest dive (equipment wise), probably in the world.  I didn't have to think about anything, it was all provided and I even had help putting on my dry suit and the rest of the equipment.  Thanks to the Aquarium staff for that awesomeness!


The sharks were huge!  It seemed like every shark except for the Wobbegong and the black tip reef shark were bigger than me, and they were still so graceful.  It was beautiful to be in their environment floundering around, and watching them move effortlessly.

Check out this video of us on the dive.  This was taken right at the beginning, just after we jumped in.  Seeing a pile of nurse sharks and the Wobbegong tucked under the rock was a great way to start off the dive!  You can also see small fish in this video.  These are the little damsels that help keep the tank clean.  They are easily the meanest things in the tank.  They are extremely territorial and they were defending their turf from Dad and I aggressively.  They would grab hold of a little bit of material (part of your glove or drysuit), and shake it like Leonard with rawhide.  It didn't hurt, but its a good thing those guys are small.  At the end of the dive the aquarium had the videos they took of us for sale, and Dad bought the set for us - it came with the cutest flash drive I've ever seen - look!


My favorite part was looking up as the sharks swam over us.  The sharks were completely fearless and they swam over us often - here is a video of them going right over us.  You can see Dad looking down in the sand and picking stuff up.  They told us that any teeth we found, we could keep - Dad and each have a small handful of souvenirs!


This was the perfect introduction to SCUBA for my Dad and I.  We have a couple of dives planned already, and I'm looking forward to exploring the Puget Sound with him.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Home Town Sightings

Here are some of my recent sightings from running errands around town.

This man is taking his tire for a walk.  He crossed two cross-walks with it.  The car that this tire belonged to, and a shop where he might have been heading were nowhere in sight.


This woman really likes Barry Manilow..  And just in case the vanity plate wasn't enough of a testament to her Manilow devotion, the license surround says "I'd rather be at a Barry Manilow concert".


This woman, is proud of her vehicle choice.  And really, you can't overstate your Escalade pride, not even with tasteful gold door handles and a matching gold roof rack.


This piece of work was left in my neighbor's car port when they abandoned their house to the bank.


I see the Peace Dove, Hitler, Freud, the fistful of money, and the ocean/water boob (wtf?).  I'm pretty sure the far left guy is Picasso.  I have no idea who the guy on the far right is...please tell me he is an ultra-conservative something or other, because that level of subtlety in art makes me happy.  Any thoughts?  I'd love your interpretation!

Here's another car gem:


Check out those rims!!  Bonus points to the person who can decipher "scruntup" into something intelligible.

And to leave things on a positive note - here is Leonard enjoying the warm weather in his yard.  He laid just like this for at least 15 minutes.


Hope you are enjoying the Spring with as much reckless abandon as Leonard!