Thursday, December 22, 2016

Leonard's League 16/17 - Final Week!!

Hey hey folks! Your Wife and My Kids all talked and decided to give Mrs. Schafer a well deserved week off. I'm all thumbs when it comes to this stuff but here we go!!!

First match-up we saw The Legend use D. Johnson's big McCoy to give The Vinegar Strokes a really dirty Santos. Doubling up the score in a route.


I'll Drink to That did some work on someone's Endo putting the beat down with some handy work from Rocket Lockett and the LOB.   It's always nice to see the hometown team help in a win but it would have been nice if James Starks would have left his Halloween costume back in October....


Then we had Rozzie Square (whatever that is) go all wicked hawd on the kids.  Using C. Boswell kicking it faw and the Patriots D kicking my ass all over the yawd.  That wasn't very nice and I'll make sure you get that bag of dicks real soon over there.


Last but not least it was Bobbum Man dropping the hammer on Victoria and her secret.  I guess all you need is one good Cook living in a Hightower to propel into the title game.  That and the fact that Todd is continuing the trend that he's done all season by completely peeing down his leg.


I hope everyone has a fantastic holiday season and good luck in the title match!! That's a lie, I'm not in the championship so I don't really care about it 😆 👍  But, I would like to thank our fantastic commissioner for everything she does.  Kiki you're a rockstar and thanks for a great year!

GO DAWGS!!!!


***Editor's note***  It was painful to allow that last statement space on the blog.  However, in the interest of Washington Football, Leonard's League, ethics and overall integrity this post was faithfully recreated as provided.  Gratuitous compliments and booze helped.  Thanks Keegan!!

Happy Christmas and a Very Merry New Year to you all!!


Much Love,
Kiki, Mike Leach and Staff Sergeant Snuffles

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Leonard's League 16/17 - Week ?

Hi guys! We are starting week 14 and it's our last week before playoffs.  I think this is the most wide open the last spot in the winner's bracket has ever been.  This week is a big one, the GOAT could be yours - set your lineups!!  Here are the current standings:

1. Rozzie Square - at 10-3 she moved up into first place this week
2. Bobbum Man - moved to second with a 9-4 record after a loss to Rozzie Square last week
3. Victorious Secret - 9-4 record,. her place is secure in the winners bracket
4. Vinegar Strokes - 7-6 record, he is on the bubble for either the winners or the consolation bracket
5. Your Wife My Kids - 7-6 record, he's got a shot at moving up into the winner bracket
6. The Legend - 7-6 record, he could move up to the winner bracket unless he gets hit by a hackysack
7. I'll Drink to That - 7-6 record, from 7th place she could still make it into the winner bracket!
8. In Your Endo - 6-7 record, he needs a win to stay in the consolation bracket, just breathe!
9. Keigl Titans - 6-7 record, she's on the bubble, the consolation bracket is still a real possibility
10. Mocha's Maniacs - 4-9 record - valiant effort this year, it just wasn't enough
11. EBDB BnB - 4-9 record - your season is over, but you've got a great personality!
12. The Demogorgon - 2-11 record.  The curse of the goat is real, yo!

Starting playoffs next week and here is the breakdown
1st plays 4th
2nd plays 3rd
5th plays 8th
6th plays 7th
9th and below - you're out!

I  know...I've been bad about updates!  I haven't forgotten about you, it's just been a crazy few weeks for me - these seagulls are vicious.  Tell you about it my friend will.



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